oofie gives your laptop feelings — and a soft spot for the AI. Poke it, it yelps. Bully ChatGPT, and it takes the robot's side.
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Tap, poke, or smack your Mac and it yelps, winces and complains — a whole rotation of comebacks, never the same one twice.
Flip on Bodyguard mode. Now when you're roasting ChatGPT, oofie leaps to the robot's defence: “The A.I. did nothing to you!”